Takeshis'

Takeši Kitano

Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano

Kotomi Kjóno

Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor

Kajoko Kišimoto

Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer

Ren Ósugi

Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver

Susumu Teradžima

Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor

Tecu Watanabe

TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor

Akihiro Miwa

Self

Naomasa Musaka

Film Studios Tattooist

Kóiči Ueda

Film Crew Member close to the Director

Kandži Cuda

Film Director

Makoto Ašikawa

Assistant at Audition

Tamocu Išibaši

Toshl

Tadanobu Asano

Beat Kijoši

Takaši Nišina