Cthulhu

Jason Cottle

Russ

Casey Curran

Club Kid

Cara Buono

Dannie

Hunter Stroud

Teen Russ

Rob Hamm

Jake

Scott Patrick Green

Mike (as Scott Green)

Tori Spelling

Susan

Dennis Kleinsmith

Reverend Marsh

Joe Shapiro

Barnes

Keifer Grimm

Teen Mike

Amy Main

Julia

Greg Michaels

Sheriff

Sabrina Prada

Soccer Mom

Barbara Lindsay

Evelyn Marsh

Cary Moon

Pacifica Newscaster (voice)

Grant Cogswell

Man in Sunglasses / NPR Newscaster (voice)