Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe

Jesse Ventura

Abraxas

Sven-Ole Thorsen

Secundus

Damian Lee

Dar

Jerry Levitan

Hite

Marjorie Bransfield

Sonia Murray

Ken Quinn

Carl

Marilyn Lightstone

Abraxas' Answer Box (voice)

Moses Znaimer

Secundus' Answer Box (voice)

Robert Nasmith

Sonia's Father

Kris Michaels

Sonia's Mother

Layne Coleman

Registry Clerk

Francis Mitchell

Tommy Murray

Sonja Belliveau

Doctor

Τζιμ Μπελούσι

Principal Latimer

Erica Heenan

School Secretary

John Blackwood

Camper Dad