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Wilfrid Brambell

Albert Steptoe

Harry H. Corbett

Harold Steptoe

Carolyn Seymour

Zita Steptoe

Arthur Howard

Albert, the Vicar

Victor Maddern

Chauffeur

Fred Griffiths

Barman

Joan Heath

Mrs. Smith

Fred McNaughton

Mr. Smith

Lon Satton

Pianist

Patrick Fyffe

Arthur

Patsy Smart

Mrs Hobbs

Mike Reid

Compere

Alec Mango

Hotel Doctor

Michael Da Costa

Hotel Manager

Enys Box

Traffic Warden

Neil Wilson

Airline Clerk