The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

Mackenzie Astin

The Male

Carmen Electra

The Female

David Hyde Pierce

The Narrator

Markus Redmond

The Male's Friend

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The Female's Asian Friend

Lisa Rotondi

The Female's Slutty Friend

Sharon Wyatt

The Male's Mother

Jack Kehler

The Male's Father

Leo Rossi

The Female's Father

Antonette Saftler

The Female's Mother

Marc Blucas

The Female's Ex-Boyfriend

Anne Gee Byrd

The Female's Boss

Eric Kushnick

The Female's Brother

Linda Porter

The Wise Old Woman

Tyler Abugov

The Female's Fantasy Son

Lynn Ann Leveridge

The Large Female