Car 54, Where Are You?

David Johansen

Officer Gunther Toody

John C. McGinley

Officer Francis Muldoon

Fran Drescher

Velma Velour

Nipsey Russell

Police Captain Dave Anderson

Rosie O'Donnell

Lucille Toody

Daniel Baldwin

Don Motti

Jeremy Piven

Herbert Hortz

Bobby Collins

Carlo (as Bobby C. Collins)

Louis Di Bianco

Nicco

Al Lewis

Leo Schnauzer

Barbara Hamilton

Mrs. Muldoon

Eliza Roberts

Boys in Blue Director (as Eliza Garrett)

Rik Colitti

Sgt. Abrams

Penn Jillette

Luther

Teller

Luther

Tone Loc

Hackman