S.P.M.

Stephen Dorff

Cliff Spab

Reese Witherspoon

Wendy Pfister

Jake Busey

Morrow Streeter

Joey Lauren Adams

Monica Dice

Pamela Gidley

Janet Streeter

David Barry Gray

Scott Spab

Jack Noseworthy

Joe Dice

Richard Portnow

Gerald Parsley

Tobey Maguire

Al

Amber Benson

Babs Wyler

John Roarke

Phil Donahue Clone / Sam Donaldson Clone / Alan Dershowitz / Ted Koppel Clone / Larry King Clone

Edward Wiley

Mr. Spab

Lela Ivey

Mrs. Spab

Natasha Gregson Wagner

Kristen

Annie McEnroe

Dolly

Virgil Frye

Earl