Night Patrol

Linda Blair

Officer Sue Perman

Pat Paulsen

Officer Kent Lane

Jaye P. Morgan

Kate Parker

Murray Langston

Officer Melvin White / The Unknown Comic

Billy Barty

Captain Lewis

Pat Morita

Rape Victim

Jack Riley

Doctor Ziegler

Kitten Natividad

Big Bust

Jeff Maxwell

Flashing Prisoner

Andrew Dice Clay

Tony Baroni

Sydney Lassick

Peeping Tom

John Hazelwood

Santa

Bill Osco

Presenter