Spy Hard

Leslie Nielsen

Dick Steele

Nicollette Sheridan

Veronique Ukrinsky

Charles Durning

The Director

Marcia Gay Harden

Miss Cheevus

Barry Bostwick

Norman Coleman

Andy Griffith

General Rancor

Stephanie Romanov

Victoria / Barbara Dahl

Talisa Soto

Desiree More

Robert Guillaume

Agent Steve Bishop

Carl Ciarfalio

Thug #1

Keith Campbell

Thug #2

Esau McKnight

Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone

Taylor Negron

Painter

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Himself

Alex Trebek

Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)

Mr. T

Helicopter Pilot