The Legend of Barney Thomson

Robert Carlyle

Barney

Emma Thompson

Cemolina

Ray Winstone

Holdall

Ashley Jensen

Detective Inspector June Robertson

James Cosmo

James Henderson

Tom Courtenay

Chief Superintendent McManaman

Kevin Guthrie

MacPherson

Martin Compston

Chris

Stephen McCole

Wullie

Samuel Robertson

Detective Sergeant Sam Jobson

Brian Pettifer

Charlie

Paul Ellard

Bingo caller

Scott Dymond

Customer Number 1

Eileen McCallum

Mrs. Gaffney

Barbara Rafferty

Jean Monkrieff

Matt Costello

Chris' Creepy Neighbour